Welcome to The Wooden Cock™
Introducing the ultimate beach buddy: the Wooden Cock! Crafted from smooth, sturdy wood, this cheeky creation is designed to add a touch of humor and functionality to your seaside adventures. Perfect for beach parties, picnics, or simply soaking up the sun with a cold one in hand. So why settle for a boring old drink holder when you can have a Wooden Cock? Get yours today and let the good times roll—because life's a beach, and we're just here to make it a little more amusing!
Don't Just Take Our Word For It!
As someone who loves spending time at the beach, I recently purchased this wooden cock beer holder, and I must say it`s been the best purchase I`ve done in a while.
Not only is it a conversation starter, but it's also incredibly practical, the design is hilarious and I've already had so many compliments on it!
Let me tell you, it was an absolute hit! Not only did it keep my drinks secure in the sand, but it also sparked laughter and fun conversations with fellow beachgoers.
If you're looking for a unique and practical beach accessory that's sure to turn heads, look no further than this wooden cock beer holder!
After purchasing this wooden cock beer holder for a beach trip with friends, I can confidently say it was the star of the show! It had everyone laughing and snapping photos.
If you're looking to inject some fun into your beach days, this wooden cock beer holder is a must-have!"
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The Wooden Cock will accept, for return or exchange, items that are purchased off our website within 30 days of the purchase under the conditions stated on the "Refund Policy"
Please allow up to 10 days processing time for your order.
We will send a shipping confirmation email once the board has shipped. Please allow 5-10 business days for international orders once item has shipped.Â